The Sassy Slut’s Guide to The Sassy Slut’s Guide

21 Aug

Hi! First monday of the semester break here, so I thought I’d get the ball rolling.

I have decided upon the format for this blog. At least weekly we shall feature a new article, covering an essential part of the skillset that has turned me into the bad-ass bitch I am today.

I have decided on the first few articles.

1.The Sassy Slut’s Guide to The Handbag (aka Everything You Need to Look Classy the Morning After)
2. The Sassy Slut’s Guide to Birth Control (aka Everything You Need to Not Get Preggers)
3. The Sassy Slut’s Guide to Craft Beerz (aka How to Impress Boozers With Your Good Taste)
4. The Sassy Slut’s Guide to the Kitchen (aka How To Impress Potential Sexual Partners with Minimum Effort and Maximum Deliciousness)
5. The Sassy Slut’s Guide to Big Hair
6. The Sassy Slut’s Guide to A Big Ass (aka A Week of My Diet (aka Cheese, Beer, and Chocolate))

Feel free to send in any suggestions/volunteer yr sassy slutty self to write a column for me.

Happy Slutting!

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4 Responses to “The Sassy Slut’s Guide to The Sassy Slut’s Guide”

  1. Ally August 22, 2011 at 12:27 am #

    I want the Sassy Slut’s Guide to Bolder Holders (aka how to hold up dem titties).
    xxxx

    • Ms Dentata August 22, 2011 at 12:29 am #

      Consider it done. I can think of at least 3 bad ass bitches I know who’ve worked as bra fitters.

      • Rageaholic August 22, 2011 at 10:23 am #

        Another, more specific, bra request: if you’re talking to a professional, can you ask what they recommend for someone who is a size 14-16, but has an A-cup (B on the occasional hormone day) ? It’s so hard to find bras that size, all of mine seem either too tight around or are all gappy in the cupular area!

        Love the handbag post BTW, I like to have a Cookie Time Bumper Bar (wildberry & chocolate) handy at all times!

  2. Max Rose August 22, 2011 at 6:02 am #

    Will you be providing advice for mansluts, too?

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